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Cats of the Apocalypse

for the record these are amazing

Death is most peaceful. I find it sobering.

MARY
I SWEAR YOU REBLOG THIS ONCE A DAY
GOD BLESS YOU

GOD BLESS YOU MARY

emptyb0dies:

bennyslegs:

aquamod:

xatu-apperatu:

masterofkarateandfriendship:

Cats of the Apocalypse

for the record these are amazing

Death is most peaceful. I find it sobering.

MARY

I SWEAR YOU REBLOG THIS ONCE A DAY

GOD BLESS YOU

GOD BLESS YOU MARY

  • September: Halloween prep month
  • October: Halloween month
  • November: Christmas prep month and post halloween depression month
  • December: Christmas month
  • Every other month: sad time

sociopathslikecatstoo:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

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Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

but you’d kind of expect all that right

but then I started to notice something kind of weird

there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

and actually listened to it

AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

2014 so far

the-coolest-cat-in-town:

phampants:

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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July:

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August:
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September

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October

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roachpatrol:

cerceos:

slworking2

Kilauea volcano lava flow spitting into the air and ocean

HELL YES HELL YES HELL YES

hurraaid:

andlemmekisslou:

soliloq-uy:

sakibatch:

rawritsmeep:

cheapbeeer:

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

NO

OHMYGOD

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

hoLY MOTHER OF JESUSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF MASH UP BONERS

asieybarbie:

commission

asieybarbie:

commission

lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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doctordragonisback:

pikachuwu:

sophiestops:

man-of-clay:

they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit



the pic wasn’t loading but i knew it was gonna be a pic a giant lion turtle

doctordragonisback:

pikachuwu:

sophiestops:

man-of-clay:

they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit

the pic wasn’t loading but i knew it was gonna be a pic a giant lion turtle